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What the Fuck Dork ?
What the Fuck Dork ?
April 2016: June dates announced for Masters, Open and Courage Cup
International fields for both the Open and Masters. The “Slags v Taggs (Courage Cup)” is back on. Home advantage is with the Slags this time. Expect a titanic struggle of epic proportions.
What the Fuck Dork ?
What the Fuck Dork ?
June 2014: Beneriano wins 3rd Open
Beneriano hung tough to triumph in the Open when all others failed or choked.
July 2012: Honours even at Shambolic Taggs v Slags match
Great performance from the Taggs to bounce back from 2010’s whitewash at home.
July 2012: Virgil makes mockery of shat golf event
Virgil beat Beneriano with a level par round in the most shameful episode in Slags Golf history.
June 2012: Beneriano wins toughest ever Open
In some of the worst weather ever seen at a Slags event, Beneriano hung tough to triumph in the Open when all others failed or choked.
Courage Cup V
The “Slags v Taggs (Courage Cup)” is back on. Home advantage is with the Slags this time. Expect a titanic struggle of epic proportions.
2012 Masters date and venue
Slags Masters is on Lullingstone Golf Course 7th July, 2012. Expecting massive things from Julio Maria, El Nino, Big Mac and Bernie Steakhouse.
2012 has been declared a testimonial year for long service slags Julio Maria, El Nino, Big Mac and Bernie Steakhouse. That will make it Julio’s 6th testimonial year in a row. Let’s do it for Alex Haye !
2011 End of Year Rankings
Dork is “top slag” once again. Ballesteroids drops his bundle and Wankov is 8th with a bullet.
2011 Masters: A new Slag in town
October: There is a new major champion on the Slags tour. “Sergie Wankov” has been holding his own for years but finally now he has been crowned a true Slag. Story coming soon from “Dork” (in next 9 months or so).
PGA Slags staggers in to it’s 3rd decade !
2011 has been declared a testimonial year for long service slags Julio Maria, Big Mac and Bernie Steakhouse. That will make it Julio’s 5th testimonial year in a row. Let’s do it for Seve !
2010 Open: Wanger the ultimate grinder
Shite golf returned to High Elms with a bang this year with some of the worst scores ever recorded by Slags golfers in many a year. It was not pretty stuff as
Jonhard Wanger walked off with the gold.
June 2010: Slags take the Courage Cup
Slags boys take a landslide victory for first ever Courage cup away win despite valiant Taggs rearguard effort.
May 2010: Ballesteroids does a Dork
Following in the footsteps of two times Masters winners Albert, Wanger and Dork Duval, Ballesteroids gets the one he wanted most of all once more.
May 2009: Vages take the Sean Ridder Cup
Julio Maria begins his testimonial year in fine style going front on for the Vages.
May 2009: Game on .. dry slap time (2009 Slags v Vages)
It’s all on again for 2009 .. South London v the Essex boys. Slags v Vages, ASBO v Charver, Roots v Culture .. then again what has Essex done to add to UK Culture .. apart from providing large numbers to the Luther Vandross fan club.
May 2009: Elags become Vages
What’s all that about then …. ? Very amateur golf of Essex Society apparently.
2009 declared as testimonial year for long service slags “Julio Maria”, “big mac” and “bernie steakhouse”. If they actually bother to show up for any event and don’t “choke” it’s all on.
Sept 08: Latest images added
2001 and 2007 Masters images as well as 2008 Open have been added to the “Gallery”. More images on their way including Slags v Taggs 2008, Slags v Elags 2008 and Slags Masters 2008.
2008 Slags Open: Beneriano makes history !
June 15th : “Beneriano” becomes the first ever Slags Open champion. The event was set up to be the slags showpiece of all time. The first ever Slags strokeplay event with the 12 best of the Slags tour invited.
On a day of tricky changeable weather, Beneriano mastered the beautiful High Elms course to win with a nett +5.
2008 Masters: Dork does a Wanger !
June 14th : “Dork Duval” is the Slags Masters champ for the second time with a stonking 32 points in the traditional ‘oh don’t tell me I’ve won it again’ fashion. He becomes only the third “slag” to win the “masters” twice along with “JOnhard Wanger” and “Big Monty Al”.
Slags do the Elags & Taggs double !
May 25th: Slags pulled off the first ever brownwash of team events. The early season gold has gone to the Slags with a stunning 1-2 against the “Elags” and “Taggs”.
The “Elags” were cained 2-1 while the “taggs boys” were similarly hammered 2-1 on the eighteenth hole of the third match.
March 2008 : Season dates announced
The Masters, Courage Cup, ELAGS match and the long awaited SLAGS OPEN.
Sept 2007 : Lame SLAGS Masters taken by Jonhard
The year of the Wanger !
John Daly – 2007 PGA Championship
Daly played no practice rounds for this PGA. Too hot. Instead he played the slots at the nearby Cherokee Casino.
He drank no water during the first competitive round he’d played at Southern Hills since 1994, even though the heat index was around 110. Not a drop.
Daly drank Diet Coke and chain-smoked Marlboros because, he says, “caffeine plus nicotine equals protein”
Sept 2007 : Legal drugs, banned drugs
Slags gets tough on getting tough …
Sept 2007 : Slags 2007 date announced
Royal St Georges, Carnoustie, Magpie Hall Lane … “Future Slags Masters venues”
August 2007 : Slags 2007 date announced
With great sadness, I have to announce that the Royal and Ancient and the USPGA have unanimously decided that the SLAGS Masters will not be downgraded from its present status as the unofficial “5th Major”.
2006 Slags Tour with pgaslags.com
2006 proved to be a bumber year.
Late August 2006 : Taggs take the Courage Cup
Controversy, honesty, honour and a nasty taste in the mouth.
August 2006 : El Nino nails the Masters
Golf is coming home ! El Nino takes the Masters with 36 points.
May 2006 : El Nino back for one last Masters try
After missing the 2004 Slags Masters, El Nino will be back again in 2006 for one last hurrah. Get the Brasso out.
April 2006 : New Site rises from the poop
Spark of gold time .. the long since defunct slags website kicks off again.
A wealth of images, scores, facts and figures was lost by the useless shower at easyspace. If anyone has some of the old archive of images or text please “contact us”