Dork Duval

Dork personally calculates the Slags world rankings and Slags event handicaps. A PowaCaddy Rider with the heaviest bag in Slags golf.

Fave crap shot: Duck hook. Wafted push. Thinner chips than McDs. Shakin’ Stevens knee knocking.

Golf fashion crimes: Lyle & Scott, Faldo Pringles, Gawd Blimey trousers !

Weakest areas: Mentally weak, general shatness, chipping yips

Masters: Winner 2003, 2008, 2015