Slagalikes

One was known at school as Farters-Parters … the other is a well know TV star

One is a has-been mediocre journeyman …. the other is Thomas Bjorn

One is a bald git … the other is Comrade Lenin

One is a knack kneed has been …. the other is a sporting legend and OBE

One is a bit wooden … the other is Virgil from Thunderbirds

One is a legendary public schoolboy bumface …. the other is Will Carling

One is a great charmer, good looking, wealthy, suave and debonair … the other would like to be Roland Rivron

One is a sour faced Scottish chuffer … the other is a sporting legend with Rosacea

One is a toothy chinny tweaker .. the other is a toothy tweaky winker

One is a right cockney wanger … the other is Ray Winstone

One is a chubby cheeked naughty rascal …. the other is an up and coming golf superstar

One is a chubby faced blonde baffoon …. the other is Boris Johnson

One has been mistaken for Mrs Doubtfire .. the other is Colin Montgomerie

One is Boris Johnson … the other is a Lesbian icon.

One is a plonker from the east end … the other is actor Nigel Bates

One is a random chubby bloke with a goatee .. the other is Keith from the office

One is a Tory grease boy … the other is David Cameron

One’s got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle …. the other is Bill Beaumont

One is a mockney wanger with a massive tongue, the other is Jamie Oliver

One possesses powers of telekinesis .. the other is a massive bender

One had Pussy on a plane … the other is a frequent flyer with Ryan Air

One is a prune faced joker …. the other is comedian Sid James

One is the laughing stock of an entire nation … the other is Steve Mcclaren

One is a floppy haired tosser with highlights … the other is Howard Jones